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A medical doctor who was skilled in nutrition was addressing an audience concerning the effects of the food that we put in our stomachs.
“The material we put into our stomachs in enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
After a few awkward and quite moments, one guy about 75 years old muttered, “Wedding cake.”
-adapted from “Humor in the Air”, Precision News,
July – September 2006 edition